I love it, wouldn't that be fun to do?  I wouldn't have the nerve to do it.
Virgie and Hoshi
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "David Stahl" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, March 16, 2007 7:10 PM
Subject: the cell phone


> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a 
> bench rings and a man engages
> the hands free speaker-function (i.e., speaker phone) and begins to talk. 
> Everyone else in the room stops
> to listen.
> MAN: "Hello."
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?"
> MAN: "Yes."
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It's 
> only $1,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?"
> MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 
> models.  I saw one I really
> liked."
> MAN: "How much?"
> WOMAN: "$60,000."
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> WOMAN: "Great!  Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is 
> back on the market.  They're
> asking $950,000."
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 
> $900,000."
> WOMAN: "OK.  I'll see you later!  I love you!"
> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
> The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are looking at him in 
> astonishment.
> Then he asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"