Nice taglines.

earlier, Lyn Latham, wrote:
1.         If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

>>>2.         Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often
>>>anyway.
>>>
>>>3.         Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
>>>standing in a garage makes you a car.
>>>
>>>4.         It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
>>>
>>>5.         Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
>>>
>>>6.         My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
>>>
>>>7.         Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
>>>serious.
>>>
>>>8.         It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
>>>
>>>9.         For every action, there is an equal & opposite government
>>>program.
>>>
>>>10.       If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
>>>trip.
>>>
>>>11.       Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
>>>
>>>12.       A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
>>>
>>>13.       Eat well, stay fit and die anyway. (Just remember how lucky you
>>>were to get a free trip around the sun.
>>>
>>>14.       Men are from earth.  Women are from earth.  Deal with it.
>>>
>>>15.       No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
>>>
>>>16.       A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>>>
>>>17.       Middle age is when broadness of the mind & narrowness of the waist
>>>changes places.
>>>
>>>18.       Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
>>>
>>>19.       Junk is something you've kept for years & throw away three weeks
>>>before you need it.
>>>
>>>20.       There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
>>>
>>>21.       Experience is a wonderful thing.  It enables you to recognize a
>>>mistake when you make it again.
>>>
>>>22.       By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
>>>
>>>23.       Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>>>
>>>24.       Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
>>>world.
>>>
>>>25.       If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've
>>>never tried before.
>>>
>>>Block quote end
>>>
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