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Lyn Latham <[log in to unmask]>
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The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
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I thought so too.
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "John Schwery" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, February 10, 2007 9:02 PM
Subject: Re: Thoughts


> Nice taglines.
>
> earlier, Lyn Latham, wrote:
> 1.         If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
>
>>>>2.         Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very 
>>>>often
>>>>anyway.
>>>>
>>>>3.         Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
>>>>standing in a garage makes you a car.
>>>>
>>>>4.         It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
>>>>
>>>>5.         Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
>>>>
>>>>6.         My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
>>>>
>>>>7.         Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
>>>>serious.
>>>>
>>>>8.         It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
>>>>
>>>>9.         For every action, there is an equal & opposite government
>>>>program.
>>>>
>>>>10.       If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
>>>>trip.
>>>>
>>>>11.       Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
>>>>
>>>>12.       A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel 
>>>>good.
>>>>
>>>>13.       Eat well, stay fit and die anyway. (Just remember how lucky 
>>>>you
>>>>were to get a free trip around the sun.
>>>>
>>>>14.       Men are from earth.  Women are from earth.  Deal with it.
>>>>
>>>>15.       No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
>>>>
>>>>16.       A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>>>>
>>>>17.       Middle age is when broadness of the mind & narrowness of the 
>>>>waist
>>>>changes places.
>>>>
>>>>18.       Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
>>>>
>>>>19.       Junk is something you've kept for years & throw away three 
>>>>weeks
>>>>before you need it.
>>>>
>>>>20.       There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
>>>>
>>>>21.       Experience is a wonderful thing.  It enables you to recognize 
>>>>a
>>>>mistake when you make it again.
>>>>
>>>>22.       By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
>>>>
>>>>23.       Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>>>>
>>>>24.       Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the 
>>>>real
>>>>world.
>>>>
>>>>25.       If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that 
>>>>you've
>>>>never tried before.
>>>>
>>>>Block quote end
>>>>
>>>>Donna and Lettie
>>>>[log in to unmask]
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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>
> John
>
>
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