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Nice taglines.
earlier, Lyn Latham, wrote:
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
>>>2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often
>>>anyway.
>>>
>>>3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
>>>standing in a garage makes you a car.
>>>
>>>4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
>>>
>>>5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
>>>
>>>6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
>>>
>>>7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
>>>serious.
>>>
>>>8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
>>>
>>>9. For every action, there is an equal & opposite government
>>>program.
>>>
>>>10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
>>>trip.
>>>
>>>11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
>>>
>>>12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
>>>
>>>13. Eat well, stay fit and die anyway. (Just remember how lucky you
>>>were to get a free trip around the sun.
>>>
>>>14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
>>>
>>>15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
>>>
>>>16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>>>
>>>17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind & narrowness of the waist
>>>changes places.
>>>
>>>18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
>>>
>>>19. Junk is something you've kept for years & throw away three weeks
>>>before you need it.
>>>
>>>20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
>>>
>>>21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
>>>mistake when you make it again.
>>>
>>>22. By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
>>>
>>>23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>>>
>>>24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
>>>world.
>>>
>>>25. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've
>>>never tried before.
>>>
>>>Block quote end
>>>
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