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From: "Kathleen" <[log in to unmask]>
To: "Lyn Latham" <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, February 10, 2007 10:07 AM
Subject: sFw: Thoughts


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> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Donna Corson" <[log in to unmask]>
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> Sent: Friday, February 09, 2007 8:19 AM
> Subject: Thoughts
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>>
>> Thoughts
>>
>> 1.         If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
>>
>> 2.         Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very 
>> often
>> anyway.
>>
>> 3.         Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
>> standing in a garage makes you a car.
>>
>> 4.         It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
>>
>> 5.         Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
>>
>> 6.         My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
>>
>> 7.         Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
>> serious.
>>
>> 8.         It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
>>
>> 9.         For every action, there is an equal & opposite government
>> program.
>>
>> 10.       If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
>> trip.
>>
>> 11.       Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
>>
>> 12.       A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
>>
>> 13.       Eat well, stay fit and die anyway. (Just remember how lucky you
>> were to get a free trip around the sun.
>>
>> 14.       Men are from earth.  Women are from earth.  Deal with it.
>>
>> 15.       No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
>>
>> 16.       A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>>
>> 17.       Middle age is when broadness of the mind & narrowness of the 
>> waist
>> changes places.
>>
>> 18.       Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
>>
>> 19.       Junk is something you've kept for years & throw away three 
>> weeks
>> before you need it.
>>
>> 20.       There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
>>
>> 21.       Experience is a wonderful thing.  It enables you to recognize a
>> mistake when you make it again.
>>
>> 22.       By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
>>
>> 23.       Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>>
>> 24.       Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the 
>> real
>> world.
>>
>> 25.       If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've
>> never tried before.
>>
>> Block quote end
>>
>> Donna and Lettie
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