Thanks for the laughs, fantastic!
Todd
--- JULIE MELTON <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > Butt dust ... What, you ask, is "Butt
> dust?" Read on and you'll
> discover the
> > > joy in it!
> > >
> > >
> > > JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
> breast-feeding his new baby
> >sister. After
> > > awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and
> one for cold milk?"
> > >
> > > MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old
> she was.
> > > Granny replied she was so old she didn't
> remember any more Melanie
> >said, "If
> > > you don't remember you look in the back of
> your panties. Mine say
> >five to
> > > six."
> > >
> > > STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom
> goodnight.
> > > "I love you so much, that when you die I'm
> going to bury you
> >outside my
> > > bedroom window."
> > >
> > > BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted
> a painkiller. She tried
> >in vain
> > > to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
> frustration, her Mom
> >explained it
> > > was a childproof cap and she'd have to
> open it for her. Eyes wide
> >with
> > > wonder, the little girl asked: "How does
> it know it's me?"
> > >
> > > SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she
> got the hiccups. "Please
> >don't
> > > give me this juice again,"
> > > she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
> > >
> > > D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom
> scale and
> > > asked: "How much do I cost?"
> > >
> > > MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young
> couple that were hugging and
> >kissing
> > > in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes
> off them, he asked his
> >dad: "Why is
> > > he whispering in her mouth?"
> > >
> > > CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking
> worried.
> > > When his Mom asked what was troubling him,
> he replied, "I don't
> >know what'll
> > > happen with this bed when I get married.
> How will my wife fit in?"
> > >
> > > JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible
> story. His dad read: "The
> >man named
> > > Lot was warned to take his wife and flee
> out of the city , but his
> >wife
> > > looked back and was turned to salt."
> Concerned, little James
> >asked: "What
> > > happened to the flea?"
> > >
> > > TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when
> they met an elderly, rather
> >wrinkled
> > > woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her
> for a while and then
> >asked, "Why
> > > doesn't your skin fit your face?"
> > >
> > > The Sermon I think this Mom will never
> forget....
> > > this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear
> Lord," the minister began,
> >with arms
> > > extended toward heaven and a rapturous
> look on his upturned face.
> >"Without
> > > you, we are but dust." He would have
> continued but at that moment
> >my very
> > > obedient daughter (who was
> > > listening!) leaned over to me and asked
> quite audibly in her
> >shrill little
> > > girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
> > >
> > > HOPE THIS BRIGHTENS YOUR DAY!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
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