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lol! this is too funny!
Jenifer Gilley
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From: The Electronic Church [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
Behalf Of Reeva Parry
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2007 10:28 AM
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Subject: 12-Step Internet Recovery Program
12-Step Internet Recovery Program
1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I
used to, before the Internet.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner
before even thinking of the Internet.
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and
family that are Internet-deprived.
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.
7. I will read a book ... if I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them
to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it
is necessary or not.
11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my
checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ...
and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!
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