Phil,

With all that snow out there? Maybe come summer time I'll be able to 
consider it :). You mean you don't Quote the Webster's Dictionary for the 
meaning of Hebrew to English words?  Preach out of the current best seller 
be it Christian or secular? How about tossing folks around the platform, do 
you put your hand flat out in front of you and blow folks over into the 
isle behind them? You don't utilize all those neat little catch phrases 
like "Don't shout me down just cause I'm preaching real good", spew 'glory 
to God' at the end of a really powerfully loud rant of unbiblical 
doctrine?  Say things like "Hallelujah"  every fifth word or so? You don't 
have a digital camera web casting your service? What about a horn section, 
you don't have a horn section in your worship band either? Oh my my my my 
my. And Sandy, she's not wearing a ring on each finger, troweled on make-up 
or injected with Botox? And worst of all you don't have your own version of 
the Bible? Are you sure you are spiritual Phil? I'll have to seriously 
consider the source of such an offer.

Brad


Brad



At 02:25 PM 1/7/2007, you wrote:

>Brad,
>
>We got room for you at our church and you can even play on the worship team.
>The pay ain't very good, though.
>
>Phil.