I'll send another one. Here goes.
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite
knowledgeable about the Bible.
Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the
mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin
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From: "Malcolm" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Sunday, November 12, 2006 3:43 PM
Subject: Re: A Joke for you all who can't sleep
> yes, please, Lyn, I do like these jokes.
>
> Malcollm.
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Lyn Latham" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Saturday, November 11, 2006 6:19 AM
> Subject: Re: A Joke for you all who can't sleep
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>> It really is. I have more where those came from if you are interested.
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>> From: "VIRGIE UNDERWOOD" <[log in to unmask]>
>> To: <[log in to unmask]>
>> Sent: Saturday, November 11, 2006 1:14 AM
>> Subject: Re: A Joke for you all who can't sleep
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>>> Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! Isn't that just like a kid?
>>> Virgie and Hoshi
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>> From: "Lyn Latham" <[log in to unmask]>
>>> To: <[log in to unmask]>
>>> Sent: Saturday, November 11, 2006 12:56 AM
>>> Subject: A Joke for you all who can't sleep
>>>
>>>
>>> A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
>>> they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
>>> artwork. As she got
>>>
>>> to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
>>> drawing was.
>>>
>>> The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
>>>
>>> The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
>>>
>>> Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the little girl
>>> replied, "They will in a minute."
>>>
>>> ____________________________________________________
>>> Lyn Latham
>>> Psalm 30:5 NIRV
>>> Published author of: "Joy Comes In The Morning"
>>> available at: www.authorhouse.com/bookstore/bookhome.aspx
>>>
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