Julie,

Too cute!  Thanks for sharing.

Vicki

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From: "JULIE MELTON" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Friday, November 03, 2006 10:41 AM
Subject: FW: [BlindWomen4Christ] Fwd: Butt Dust]


> >       Butt dust ... What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll
> discover the
>> >       joy in it!
>> >
>> >
>> >       JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
>>sister. After
>> >       awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
>> >
>> >       MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
>> >       Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more 
>> > Melanie
>>said, "If
>> >       you don't remember you look in the back of your panties. Mine say
>>five to
>> >       six."
>> >
>> >       STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.
>> >       "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you
>>outside my
>> >       bedroom window."
>> >
>> >       BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She 
>> > tried
>>in vain
>> >       to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
>>explained it
>> >       was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide
>>with
>> >       wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
>> >
>> >       SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 
>> > "Please
>>don't
>> >       give me this juice again,"
>> >       she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
>> >
>> >       D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
>> >       asked: "How much do I cost?"
>> >
>> >       MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging 
>> > and
>>kissing
>> >       in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
>>dad: "Why is
>> >       he whispering in her mouth?"
>> >
>> >       CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
>> >       When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't
>>know what'll
>> >       happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit 
>> > in?"
>> >
>> >       JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The
>>man named
>> >       Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city , but 
>> > his
>>wife
>> >       looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little James
>>asked: "What
>> >       happened to the flea?"
>> >
>> >       TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, 
>> > rather
>>wrinkled
>> >       woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
>>asked, "Why
>> >       doesn't your skin fit your face?"
>> >
>> >       The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
>> >       this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began,
>>with arms
>> >       extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
>>"Without
>> >       you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment
>>my very
>> >       obedient daughter (who was
>> >       listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
>>shrill little
>> >       girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
>> >
>> >       HOPE THIS BRIGHTENS YOUR DAY!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
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>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
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