> Butt dust ... What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll
discover the
> > joy in it!
> >
> >
> > JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
>sister. After
> > awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
> >
> > MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
> > Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more Melanie
>said, "If
> > you don't remember you look in the back of your panties. Mine say
>five to
> > six."
> >
> > STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.
> > "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you
>outside my
> > bedroom window."
> >
> > BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried
>in vain
> > to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
>explained it
> > was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide
>with
> > wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
> >
> > SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please
>don't
> > give me this juice again,"
> > she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
> >
> > D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
> > asked: "How much do I cost?"
> >
> > MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
>kissing
> > in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
>dad: "Why is
> > he whispering in her mouth?"
> >
> > CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
> > When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't
>know what'll
> > happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
> >
> > JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The
>man named
> > Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city , but his
>wife
> > looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little James
>asked: "What
> > happened to the flea?"
> >
> > TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
>wrinkled
> > woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
>asked, "Why
> > doesn't your skin fit your face?"
> >
> > The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
> > this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began,
>with arms
> > extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
>"Without
> > you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment
>my very
> > obedient daughter (who was
> > listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
>shrill little
> > girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
> >
> > HOPE THIS BRIGHTENS YOUR DAY!
> >
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