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Baba Galleh Jallow <[log in to unmask]> wrote: Headline News -1
Felicitations for Ndareh
By Baba Galleh Jallow
Following his pathbreaking breakthrough in raising the dead, the Great
Leader of the Republic, His Mighty Foxylency the Poxident, Dr. Rabbi Bishop
Imam Guru Hahatai Huhuhu Ndareh continues to receive hundreds of messages of
felicitation from admirers both at home and abroad at Sad House. The latest
felicitation came from the Live and Death Services Union. The message reads:
“The Boat of Die-reptiles, skulls, and mummies of the Live and Death
Services Union, wish to confrapalate your Foxylency for making a
break-through in raising stiffs.
The raising of these stiffs to life has eluded the greatest scientists and
doctors of the world for centuries but, thanks to you, life and hope have
come back to unkind. May you never die.
“There is no doubt that this legendary achievement will go nowhere in
stopping death from happening in this mighty republic or in helping us
attain confusion 5050.
“Your Foxylency, the Boat of Die-reptiles, skulls, and mummies of the Live
and Death Services Union look behind you and see you transforming this our
mighty republic into the gutter of Africa. And we are grateful and we bend
down and lick your feet, however dirty they are (eschuse the term), and we
knock our snouts on the ground and we chew the earth.
“In recognition of your success in raising the dead, the Live and Death
Services Union hereby presents you with a Diploma of Depreciation Summa Cum
Laughter on behalf of the blinded and oppressed people of this land and to
brief you on what this live and death union has been doing over the years
since you forced yourself into power as power is truly dear to your head.
“The Boat of Die-reptiles, skulls, and mummies of the Live and Death Union
wishes your Foxylency long life, no death, and more facial lifting and
hee-hawing. May the immortality this country is enjoying under you last
forever, amen.”
Meanwhile a message from the National Organization of Religious Pretenders
also reached Sad House this morning. The message from the group’s head
reads:
“Your Lordsheep, as you coloborate your bad-day, my stuff and my own head
seize this potunity to wash you a very happy laughday even though we do not
know how old you are and neither do you. We chuse to write our message in
tongues because we know you will not know what we mean when we speak in
tongues. So lisen up dude!
“May the powers above and below open your eyes and lead you through your
dark earthly life and crown you with thorns, even as our savior was crowned
with thorns.”
From the notorious Association of Flying and Non-Flying Vultures came the
following patriotic massage for His Foxylency’s inflated ego on the occasion
of his bad-day celebration. In his letter Dr. Budubudu Sidika Hungry
Poacher, Managing Director and Chief Executive Officer of the Association of
Flying and Non-Flying Vultures Ltd said:
"On behalf of my crumbled self, the Board of Misdirections, Mismanagement
and the entire stuff of the Association of Flying and Non-Flying Vultures
Ltd wish to congratulate the Great Leader of the Republic, His Mighty
Foxylency the President, Dr. Rabbi Bishop Imam Guru Hahatai Huhuhu Ndareh on
the occasion of your bad-day celebration. We also use this unique occasion
to wish Your Foxylency God's continued protection, a dose of divine wisdom,
guidelines and tall life as you lead us into the plentiful land of nowhere.”
More felicitations are expected to fly into Sad House where the Indomitable
Leader, His Mighty Foxylency the Poxident Dr. Rabbi Bishop Imam Guru Hahatai
Huhuhu Ndareh is currently in hiding from the talkative so-called western
media.
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