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Wonderful advice. It probably works, too.
Phil.
Subject: inner peace
> >
> > I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we
> > all
> > could use more calm in our lives
> >
> > By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have
finally
> > found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to find inner peace was
to
> > finish
> > all the things you started. So I looked around my house to see things I
> > started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I
> > finished
> a
> > bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a
> > bottle
> > of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium
prescriptions,
> > the
> > rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.
> >
> > You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
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