Yes, I agree! Enjoyed it!
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Carol
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Todd Struve" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, November 03, 2006 9:55 PM
Subject: Re: FW: [BlindWomen4Christ] Fwd: Butt Dust]
> Thanks for the laughs, fantastic!
> Todd
>
> --- JULIE MELTON <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
>> > Butt dust ... What, you ask, is "Butt
>> dust?" Read on and you'll
>> discover the
>> > > joy in it!
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
>> breast-feeding his new baby
>> >sister. After
>> > > awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and
>> one for cold milk?"
>> > >
>> > > MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old
>> she was.
>> > > Granny replied she was so old she didn't
>> remember any more Melanie
>> >said, "If
>> > > you don't remember you look in the back of
>> your panties. Mine say
>> >five to
>> > > six."
>> > >
>> > > STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom
>> goodnight.
>> > > "I love you so much, that when you die I'm
>> going to bury you
>> >outside my
>> > > bedroom window."
>> > >
>> > > BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted
>> a painkiller. She tried
>> >in vain
>> > > to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
>> frustration, her Mom
>> >explained it
>> > > was a childproof cap and she'd have to
>> open it for her. Eyes wide
>> >with
>> > > wonder, the little girl asked: "How does
>> it know it's me?"
>> > >
>> > > SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she
>> got the hiccups. "Please
>> >don't
>> > > give me this juice again,"
>> > > she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
>> > >
>> > > D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom
>> scale and
>> > > asked: "How much do I cost?"
>> > >
>> > > MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young
>> couple that were hugging and
>> >kissing
>> > > in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes
>> off them, he asked his
>> >dad: "Why is
>> > > he whispering in her mouth?"
>> > >
>> > > CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking
>> worried.
>> > > When his Mom asked what was troubling him,
>> he replied, "I don't
>> >know what'll
>> > > happen with this bed when I get married.
>> How will my wife fit in?"
>> > >
>> > > JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible
>> story. His dad read: "The
>> >man named
>> > > Lot was warned to take his wife and flee
>> out of the city , but his
>> >wife
>> > > looked back and was turned to salt."
>> Concerned, little James
>> >asked: "What
>> > > happened to the flea?"
>> > >
>> > > TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when
>> they met an elderly, rather
>> >wrinkled
>> > > woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her
>> for a while and then
>> >asked, "Why
>> > > doesn't your skin fit your face?"
>> > >
>> > > The Sermon I think this Mom will never
>> forget....
>> > > this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear
>> Lord," the minister began,
>> >with arms
>> > > extended toward heaven and a rapturous
>> look on his upturned face.
>> >"Without
>> > > you, we are but dust." He would have
>> continued but at that moment
>> >my very
>> > > obedient daughter (who was
>> > > listening!) leaned over to me and asked
>> quite audibly in her
>> >shrill little
>> > > girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
>> > >
>> > > HOPE THIS BRIGHTENS YOUR DAY!
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
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