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*smile* cute joke vicki.
Jenifer gilley
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remembering how to fly."
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From: "Vicki and The Rors" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Sunday, June 25, 2006 5:17 PM
Subject: Joke
A minister was completing a temperance
sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, "And if I had all the
whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very
cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For
our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River.".
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