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LOL, BRING ON THE WORM!
--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:
> Ken,
>
> You did start this!
>
> OK,
>
> Today's "Shaggy Dog" (horse?) story:
>
> A guy has a horse, and birds keep building nests in
> it's mane. He tries
> everything he can think of:
>
> Roaching it (cutting it really short)
>
> Braiding it
>
> Rubbing really smelly stuff in it
>
> But nothing works. Finally he goes to the new vet
> in town and asks him for
> advice.
>
> The vet says "Well, you've done everything they
> taught me in veterinary
> school, and it hasn't worked. My undergrad degree
> was in liberal arts, so
> I'll suggest you try rubbing yeast in your horse's
> mane.
>
> The guy's skeptical, but figures he's got nothing to
> lose, so he gives it a
> try. It works perfectly! He calls the vet to thank
> him, and to ask why it
> worked when nothing else had.
>
> The vet replies: It's really quite simple "Yeast is
> yeast, and nest is
> nest, and never the mane shall tweet."
>
> Tommorow I'll tell the one about the corn boring
> worm - unless someone stops
> me before I pun again!
>
>
>
> > Kendall
> >
> > An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
> >
> > The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
> the unreasonable one
> > persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> Therefore, all progress
> > depends on the unreasonable man.
> >
> > -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
>
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