haha! those were toooo cute!
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From: "JULIE MELTON" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Friday, November 03, 2006 12:41 PM
Subject: FW: [BlindWomen4Christ] Fwd: Butt Dust]
> > Butt dust ... What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll
> discover the
>> > joy in it!
>> >
>> >
>> > JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
>>sister. After
>> > awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
>> >
>> > MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
>> > Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more
>> > Melanie
>>said, "If
>> > you don't remember you look in the back of your panties. Mine say
>>five to
>> > six."
>> >
>> > STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.
>> > "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you
>>outside my
>> > bedroom window."
>> >
>> > BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She
>> > tried
>>in vain
>> > to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
>>explained it
>> > was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide
>>with
>> > wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
>> >
>> > SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
>> > "Please
>>don't
>> > give me this juice again,"
>> > she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
>> >
>> > D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
>> > asked: "How much do I cost?"
>> >
>> > MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
>> > and
>>kissing
>> > in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
>>dad: "Why is
>> > he whispering in her mouth?"
>> >
>> > CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
>> > When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't
>>know what'll
>> > happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit
>> > in?"
>> >
>> > JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The
>>man named
>> > Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city , but
>> > his
>>wife
>> > looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little James
>>asked: "What
>> > happened to the flea?"
>> >
>> > TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
>> > rather
>>wrinkled
>> > woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
>>asked, "Why
>> > doesn't your skin fit your face?"
>> >
>> > The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
>> > this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began,
>>with arms
>> > extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
>>"Without
>> > you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment
>>my very
>> > obedient daughter (who was
>> > listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
>>shrill little
>> > girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
>> >
>> > HOPE THIS BRIGHTENS YOUR DAY!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
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>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
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>> >
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>>
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