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Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2006 15:49:57 -0400
Subject: [BlindWomen4Christ] The real meaning of life
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I thought this was funny. I think I've seen it before but it still made me
laugh and I'll take whatever I can get when it comes to making me laugh!
hahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho!

Reeva Parry

THE REAL MEANING OF LIFE


On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I 
will  give
you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life  span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time
to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span
of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the
forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support 
our  family. For the
next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for
the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you. 


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