8shakes head.* nostradamas said that the rapture... or wait... he called it
the end of the world... was going to come june 20, 1999? well... we all
know that was a lie! those christians that maxed out there credit cards
deserve what they got! don't they know how to read?
Jenifer gilley
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Vinny Samarco" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2006 6:50 PM
Subject: Re: There She Blows
> Phil,
> A friend of mine once said, " want to see God move? Just set a date".
> Remember, he is coming as a thief in the night. When was the last time
> your local thief sent you a card or email telling you when to expect him.
> The problem with everyone setting a date, is that it will desensatize
> everyone so people will say, "Where is the promise of his coming? or
> they'll say, yeah, wolf wolf!!!!!"
> How many of us knew about 9-11 before it happened?
> What about those guys in the late 80's who wrote this book who had
> calculated the actual date of the rapture? And those so-called Christians
> who maxed out their credit cards so that when the raptured occured, they
> wouldn't be here to pay it?
> I have also heard of Christians ina certain country, who, when great
> persecution and tribulation came to their country said, "I thought the
> rapture was supposed to take us away from all tribulation". Was that
> teaching in second Hezekiaih? I can't quite remember where it was.
> Vinny
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2006 2:46 PM
> Subject: There She Blows
>
>
>> Kathy,
>>
>> You have bigger problems than that military base. First, as we all know
>> and
>> believe, the polar caps are melting. At the same time, so we are told by
>> scientists, we are not only causing global warming, hence, the polar caps
>> melting, but within 10 to 20 years, a Minnie ice age is supposed to drop
>> down as far south as England. This will be due to the gulf stream going
>> haywire and no longer pulling warm waters up from the gulf into the
>> Northern
>> Atlantic. The melting of the ice caps, at the same time England is
>> plunged
>> into an ice age, will cause the atlantic to rise at least 20 feet, so
>> they
>> say, although I don't get that one at all. Before then, you will have to
>> move west, of course. Just in case you have forgotten, that volcano on
>> the
>> western coast of the Canary Island could blow at any time. When it does,
>> they say that the whole side of the mountain will crash into the Atlantic
>> which will create a tsunami from 200 feet to 600 feet high which will
>> travel
>> up to 500 miles an hour across the Atlantic. The first 50 miles of
>> inland,
>> from Canada's Atlantic seaboard down to Miami, will be inundated by this
>> massive wall of water. If you are still there when the tsunami comes
>> ashore, you can definitely forget about moving west by that point. Me?
>> I'm
>> moving to Yellowstone and camping out until the super volcano up there
>> blows. I want to be right on top of that baby when it goes up. You see,
>> my
>> friend Keith, here in Denver, says there is no rapture. Yes, Jesus
>> returns
>> to earth but not until after the seven years of tribulation. So, just in
>> case Keith is right, I want to be the first man on earth that arrives in
>> Heaven. Sitting on top of a super volcano should guarantee me first
>> arrival
>> just in case there is no Rapture. And away she goes!
>>
>> Phil.
>>
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