Now Phillip!

Talk about cleaning up messes, remember the notebook? Do you remember 
the lady's dress? Do you remember when you spilled coffee all over 
Chester? Didn't think I knew about that one didja? 
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Now to quote Dorothy Gayle from Kansas, "You shouldn't be picking on 
poor little dogs." And you remember what happened to the woman that 
did? She got melted. HA! HA! HA! So don't go pickin' on poor little 
Hoshi, or her mistress, for that matter! Besides, That prosthesis 
looks good on you, I'm sure.

LOVE IN CHRIST,
Mari.


At 08:47 PM 6/26/06 -0600, Phil Scovell said:

>Virgie,
>
>She isn't worried about your dog having accidents in the house.  She is
>worried about you having accidents in the house.  You know?  Like knocking
>over a chair, forgetting to turn off your bedroom light at night, spilling
>your coffee.  You know how sighted people think about blind people making a
>mess.  It took us a month to clean up the house after you and your dog were
>here but we like you.  I'd like your dog but she always grawls at me and
>acts tuff.  Plus, she is embarrassing, almost as much as you are, when going
>out to eat at fancy restaurants.  Of course, the waiter whose leg she bit
>off wasn't too happy but the five dollar tip probably made him feel better.
>Then of course there was my cowboy hat she chewed up when you were here but
>what's a little old hundred dollar hat when it comes to friends.  By the
>way, I've had those stitches removed from some place I won't mention and the
>pain has finally gone away so don't worry about that any more.  I'm sure she
>didn't mean it any way.  Plus, our insurance covered all but fifty dollars
>of the emergency room visit that night.  You aren't coming back to visit any
>time soon, are you?  I mean, and with the dog?
>
>Phil.


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