Very cute, Vicki!
April's Dave
Inclusion is generous, but exclusion is selfish.
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Vicki and The Rors" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Sunday, June 25, 2006 5:17 PM
Subject: Joke


A minister was completing a temperance
sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
 had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
 said, "And if I had all the
whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very
cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For
our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River.".