haha!
Jenifer gilley
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Carol Pearson" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Friday, July 21, 2006 4:44 PM
Subject: BURIALS


> Hi,
>
> I received this from a non-Christian friend today and thought it was 
> really funny so, at the risk, laugh with me!
>
> Subject: Burials
>
> A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
> Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker 
> told the husband, "You can have
> her shipped home for $5,000; or you can bury her here, in
> the Holy Land, for $150."
>
> The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home 
> The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, 
> when
> it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150?"
>
> The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three 
> days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
> take that chance."
>
> DISCLAIMER
> In the heat of steamy London:
>
>
>
>
> --
> Carol - Reading, UK
>
> To you, o Lord, I lift up my soul;
> In You I trust, o my God.  . . .."  PS25:1-2 NIV.
>
>