A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and
says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes
her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she
pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her
ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her
scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."