These are great!!!  I really liked all of them!
Rhonda1

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From: The Electronic Church [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
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Sent: Monday, April 24, 2006 7:08 PM
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Subject: Re: Mixed Bag of Goodies

Oh Sharon,
I like these.
Thank you.
Kathy


At 06:33 PM 4/24/2006, you wrote:
>Subject: MIXED BAG OF GOODIES
>
>To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a "home"
>might be added the modern supplement that woman accepted cooking as a
>chore but man has made of it a recreation.
>~Emily Post
>=====                                         Appearance and Reality
>To appear wise, one must talk;
>To be wise, one must listen.
>To appear to do good, one must be busy;
>To do good, one must know when to stand aside.
>To appear to lead, one must put oneself first;
>To lead, one must put oneself last.
>To appear caring, one must give advice;
>To be caring, one must give space.
>To appear to love, one must know how to give;
>To love, one must know also how to receive.
>To appear happy, one must smile;
>To be happy, one must be free with tears.
>=====                                                     One Liners
>Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out
>as a basket case.
>Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in
>their pews.
>Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
>It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
>The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes
>come close.
>When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
>People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the
>road, and the back of the church.
>Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door
>forever.
>Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
>If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one
>it has.
>God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why
>should you?
>Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
>Peace starts with a smile.
>I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it
>make which one you stay home from?!
>A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are
>just sitting on the premises.
>We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
>Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
>Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
>Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
>Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
>Forbidden fruits create many jams.
>God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
>God grades on the cross, not the curve.
>God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
>"religious nuts!"
>God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
>He who angers you, controls you!
>If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
>Prayer:
>Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
>The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
>The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not
>protect you.
>We don't change the message, the message changes us.
>You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to..........discourage
>him.
>The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4
>given.