Hey, 
This is great!  
Virgie and Hoshi 
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "David Stahl" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:44 PM
Subject: Wyoming State Trooper


> WYOMING STATE TROOPERS - GOTTA LOVE THEM BOYS!!!!!
> IN MOST OF THE NORTHERN STATES, THERE IS A POLICY
> OF CHECKING ON ANY STALLED VEHICLE ON THE
> HIGHWAY WHEN THE TEMPERATURES DROP IN THE
> SINGLE DIGITS OR BELOW.
> ONE MORNING IN MARCH 2004 ABOUT 3 A.M. A WYOMING
> STATE TROOPER RESPONDED TO A CALL OF A CAR OFF
> THE SHOULDER ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE TOWN OF
> CASPER.  THE TROOPER LOCATED THE CAR, WITH THE
> ENGINE STILL RUNNING, STUCK IN THE DEEP SNOW
> ALONG SIDE THE HIGHWAY. PULLING IN BEHIND IT WITH HIS
> EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON,THE OFFICER WALKED TO THE
> DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN MAN PASSED OUT BEHIND THE
> WHEEL AND A NEAR EMPTY BOTTLE OF VODKA IN THE SEAT
> BESIDE HIM.
> THE TROOPER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW AND THE DRIVER
> WOKE UP,SEEING THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW
> MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN STANDING NEXT TO
> HIS CAR, THE MAN PANICKED. HE JERKED THE GEARSHIFT
> INTO DRIVE AND HIT THE GAS.
> THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40 THEN
> 50 MPH BUT IT WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW.
> THE TROOPER, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN
> RUNNING IN PLACE NEXT TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL
> STATIONARY, CAR.
> THE DRIVER WAS TOTALLY FREAKED, THINKING THE
> OFFICER WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM.
> THIS GOES ON FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE
> TROOPER YELLED AT THE MAN ORDERING HIM TO "PULL
> OVER!"
> THE DRIVER OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL, AND STOPPED
> THE ENGINE.
> ONCE OUT OF THE CAR THE DRUNKEN DRIVER ASKED
> ABOUT THE TROOPER'S SPECIAL TRAINING AND JUST HOW
> HE COULD POSSIBLY RUN 50 MPH.
> THE MAN WAS ARRESTED,STILL BELIEVING THAT A
> TROOPER HAD OUTRUN HIS CAR.
>