That's cute, Virgie!  I wish I were as wise as some of these
people who come up with these things.  LOL!
Dave
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "VIRGIE UNDERWOOD" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 11:21 AM
Subject: running from the cops


Thought you guys might enjoy this.  
Virgie and Hoshi 

Running from the Cops
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He
took
off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he
thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more.
Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped
it
some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then
he
thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled
over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with
him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir,"
he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason Why you were speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a
Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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