>Ashley, I have seen ducks so drunk that they staggered when trying to
>walk.
>Of course, I only saw this during a very short period of time in the fall
>when the grapes in the vineyard had fermented. Interestingly, there was a
>great deal of heightened sexual activity in the duck community - and I
>don't
>think it had any connection with egg laying and procreation. It just
>seemed
>to be purely enjoyable recreational sex. In fact, truth be told, I was a
>little put out by some of the male ducks, who would be actively copulating
>with a female while at the same time looking up in the sky for their next
>"date." ;)
That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard! :)