Phil,
Don't forget your credit card, and your cell phone, and your cowboy hat. lol.
Pat Ferguson
At 07:23 PM 10/11/2006, you wrote:
>In light of all I have learned in the last few hours, especial those things
>I learned by reading my own blind exchange messages when they came back
>through the listserv, I have made a decision. I am buying a used, wore out,
>un drivable, pickup truck, strapping empty 55 gallon drums to it, shoving
>off from Florida, and heading for Cuba. I won't be back so don't look for
>me any time soon. Plus, if you need any Cuban cigars, and you will once you
>have heard how Castro has them rolled, I have a line on them. You have to
>buy 10,000 in a box at a time and they are shipped and route through Iran.
>So, in other words, it takes awhile. While you are waiting to receive your
>shipment, you should be advised that a war could break out between North
>Korea and Iran. Nope. Not with Iran and the United States nor North Korea
>and the United States because by the time I reach Cuban shores, there won't
>be any United States as we now know it. Now, where did I put my social
>security card. I know Castro is a stickler for numbers. No, wait. That's
>a body count, not numbers specifically. Oh, well, it's only your civil
>rights that get violated when you get killed for free speech utterances in
>the wrong country. Something we likely will be experiencing here in our new
>land of freedom and total poverty. And you thought Bangladesh was poor.
>You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait till those Canadians undercut our wages,
>let them gays marry, redesign the true family, rob us of our high paying
>jobs, cheating us, U S, out of our freedoms, and trucking all that dad blame
>snow down here so they can build Mexican resorts up there after the trans
>American highway is built through the Midwest. We'll have Mexican's
>marrying those ungodly Canadians over night. Americans won't have any fun
>any more. What a bummer. I heard, and the national network news outlets,
>you know, the big ones like Fox and all, won't put this out but they plan on
>rounding up all the blind people in the United States and shipping them down
>to the Gulf coast to work as slave laborers on the oil rigs. No pay, of
>course, and little food. Too bad if a hurricane blows up, too. Besides,
>who said we need blind people in our new country anyhow. This is the end of
>Braille as we know it.
>
>Phil.
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