Hi,
I agree with your friend Keith.
        Anyway.the world wasn't supposed to end yesterday, only Iran was 
supposed to fire some missile  at Israel, which, if it had exploded, might 
have been the beginning of the end.  On Monday, Iran did fire some test 
missile somewhere.  Guess it missed.
Vinny
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2006 2:46 PM
Subject: There She Blows


> Kathy,
>
> You have bigger problems than that military base.  First, as we all know 
> and
> believe, the polar caps are melting.  At the same time, so we are told by
> scientists, we are not only causing global warming, hence, the polar caps
> melting, but within 10 to 20 years, a Minnie ice age is supposed to drop
> down as far south as England.  This will be due to the gulf stream going
> haywire and no longer pulling warm waters up from the gulf into the 
> Northern
> Atlantic.  The melting of the ice caps, at the same time England is 
> plunged
> into an ice age, will cause the atlantic to rise at least 20 feet, so they
> say, although I don't get that one at all.  Before then, you will have to
> move west, of course.  Just in case you have forgotten, that volcano on 
> the
> western coast of the Canary Island could blow at any time.  When it does,
> they say that the whole side of the mountain will crash into the Atlantic
> which will create a tsunami from 200 feet to 600 feet high which will 
> travel
> up to 500 miles an hour across the Atlantic.  The first 50 miles of 
> inland,
> from Canada's Atlantic seaboard down to Miami, will be inundated by this
> massive wall of water.  If you are still there when the tsunami comes
> ashore, you can definitely forget about moving west by that point.  Me? 
> I'm
> moving to Yellowstone and camping out until the super volcano up there
> blows.  I want to be right on top of that baby when it goes up.  You see, 
> my
> friend Keith, here in Denver, says there is no rapture.  Yes, Jesus 
> returns
> to earth but not until after the seven years of tribulation.  So, just in
> case Keith is right, I want to be the first man on earth that arrives in
> Heaven.  Sitting on top of a super volcano should guarantee me first 
> arrival
> just in case there is no Rapture.  And away she goes!
>
> Phil.
>