hahahaha! that's funny!
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Reeva Parry" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Tuesday, August 22, 2006 10:03 PM
Subject: Southern Gramma
> Southern Grammaw
>
>
> Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they
> aren't
> prepared for the answer.
>
>
>
> In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his
> first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached
> her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
>
> She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known
> you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
> disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate
> people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot
> when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything
> more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
>
> The lawyer was stunned!
>
> Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
> "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why,
> yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
> youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
> He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is
> one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his
> wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know
> him."
>
> The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very
> quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll
> send you to the electric chair."
>
>
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