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Carol,
I enjoyed this. I might just have to put a few of those signs up in my own
kitchen. Lol!
Blessings,
Sheila and Vinnie
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From: "Carol Pearson" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, August 03, 2006 8:22 AM
Subject: SIGNS FOUND IN THE KITCHEN
: Here's a bit of humour I've just read: Hope you haven't read before.
: Forgive me if you have.
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: Signs Found in the Kitchen
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: 1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
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: 2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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: 3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression
he
: just cleaned the whole house.
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: 4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
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: 5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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: 6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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: 7. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
: to be amused.
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: 8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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: 9. Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out.
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: 10. Housework done properly can kill you.
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: 11. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to
: lead normal lives.
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: 12. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
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: Carol - Reading, UK
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: To you, o Lord, I lift up my soul;
: In You I trust, o my God. . . .." PS25:1-2 NIV.
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