Angel, Great.
Vinny
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From: "Angel" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 10:52 AM
Subject: DUCT TAPE OR NAILS




DUCT TAPE OR NAILS
A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly 
Gates.
St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into 
heaven.
You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number 
of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 
points,
you get in."
"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and 
never cheated on her, even in my heart."
"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"
"Three points", he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and supported 
its ministry with my tithe and service."
"Terrific!" says St. Peter. "That's certainly worth a point."
"One point! I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for 
homeless veterans."
"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.
"Two points!"  Exasperated, the man cries, "At this rate the only way I'll 
get into heaven is by the grace of God."
"Bingo, 100 points! Come on in!"
We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and duct tape. GOD DID IT WITH 
NAILS.