lol.  now this is cute.
Jenifer gilley
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From: "Rhonda Partain" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Thursday, March 09, 2006 9:11 PM
Subject: Martha versus Maxine


> This is cute! Martha vs. Maxine
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> Subject: Martha vs. Maxine
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> *Martha's Way*
> Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent =
> ice
> cream drips.
>
>  *Maxine's Way *
> Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! =
> You
> are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!
> To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the =
> potatoes.
> Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a =
> year.
> When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the =
> dry
> cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the
> cake.
> Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.
> If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
> peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant =
> "fix-me-up."
> If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please =
> recite
> with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I =
> don't
> care
> how bad it tastes!"
> Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it =
> will
> keep for weeks.
> Celery?    Never heard of it!
> Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
> beautiful glossy finish.
> The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites =
> over
> the crust so I don't.
> Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your =
> forehead.
> The throbbing will go away.
> Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!
> If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. =
> They
> give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
> Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
> Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future =
> use
> in casseroles and sauces.
> Leftover wine???????????
> HELLO !!!!!!!
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> The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
> bucket.
>
> D o you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old =
> ladies
> running around with tattoos?
>
> Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in =
> a
> Porsche than in a Hyundai.
>
> Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
>
> Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
>
> After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
> prob'l y dead.
>
> As usual, if you don't forward this to 10 of your friends within the =
> next 5
> minutes, your belly button will fall off.  Really... it's true!  Have I =
> ever
> lied to you?
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