>   A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
>   The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find
>   out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
>   Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met
>   at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
>   mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I
>   was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
>   used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
>   months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male