thanks, Sharon.  Good ones.

earlier, Rhonda Partain, wrote:
>Those are cute thoughts!
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>Subject: Something to Make You Think
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>Something to make you think
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>Can you cry under water?
>
>How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
>If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
>
>Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
>
>Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..  .  but it's only a "penny for
>your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?
>
>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
>in for eternity?
>
>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
>What disease did cured ham actually have?
>
>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
>good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
>every two hours?
>
>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>
>If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
>
>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>
>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
>to look at things on the ground?
>
>How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
>America?
>
>Why do doctors leave the room while you change?  They're going to see you
>naked anyway.
>
>If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
>
>Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
>
>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
>
>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
>these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
>
>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
>When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to
>smile?  If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you
>
>going to be smiling?
>
>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
>
>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>
>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
>
>can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
>
>to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
>dogs!
>
>What do you call male ballerinas?
>
>Can blind people see their dreams?  Do they dream?
>
>If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
>just buy dinner?
>
>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
>what is baby oil made from?
>
>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>
>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>
>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>
>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
>it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
>
>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
>but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
>
>Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
>
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