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ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 4 Apr 2007 09:55:28 -0700
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that's my first hearing too. you know i like groaners.


--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> Deri,
> 
> That's a groaner!  I heard it as:
> 
> A guy goes to his doc with an embarrassing problem:
> 
> Whenever he broke wind, it sounded like someone
> saying "HONDA"
> 
> He also had an abscessed tooth, so his doc told him
> to get that fixed,
> and to come back if it was still a problem.  He had
> the abscess treated,
> and his problem with passing gas disappeared.
> 
> He was thrilled, but mystified, so he called his
> physician to ask for an
> explanation,
> 
> The doctor said:  "Haven't you ever heard? 'Abscess
> makes the fart go
> Honda!'"
> 
> 
> On 4/3/07, Deri James <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
> >
> > On Tuesday 03 April 2007 22:59, [log in to unmask]
> wrote:
> > > That's why I don't drink around the computer...
> > >
> >
> > I can fully endorse this, intravenous absinthe is
> the way to go!!
> > Why "absinthe"? I hear you cry. Well:-
> >
> > "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder".
> >
> > (Is that groans I hear crossing the Atlantic?).
> >
> > Cheers
> >
> > Deri
> >
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> 
> 
> -- 
> 
> 
> Kendall
> 
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
> 
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> unreasonable one
> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> Therefore, all progress
> depends on the unreasonable man.
> 
> -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
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