Hey Phil,
I love it!  No matter how hard old satan he just can't win!
Virgie and Hoshi
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, March 22, 2006 7:41 PM
Subject: Fw: Save


> Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
>    better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
>    frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God
>    said,
>    "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will 
> run
>    for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better
>    job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
>
>
>
>    They moused.
>
>    They faxed.
>
>    They e-mailed.
>
>    They e-mailed with attachments.
>
>    They downloaded.
>
>    They did spreadsheets!
>
>    They wrote reports.
>
>    They created labels and cards.
>
>    They created charts and graphs.
>
>    They did some genealogy reports.
>
>    They did every computer job known to man (and some that were
>    not).
>
>    Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
>    hell.
>
>
>    Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
>    flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course,
>    the
>    power went off.
>
>
>
>    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
>    known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
>
>    Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
>    their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's
>    gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
>
>
>
>    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
>    from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate.
>
>
>
>    "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he
>    has all his work and I don't have any?"
>
>
>
>
>    God just shrugged and said,
>
>
>    JESUS SAVES