Sharon,
Very cute.
Vinny
----- Original Message -----
From: "Sharon Hooley" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 8:04 PM
Subject: Humorous Tech Support
>> Dear Tech Support,
>>
>> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
>> distinct slowdown in overall system performance--particularly in the
>> flower
>> and jewelry
>> applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>>
>> In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many
>> other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
>> and
>> then
>> installed such other undesirable programs as Football 5.0 , Cricket 3.3
>> and
>> Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
>> simply
>> crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
>> but to no avail. What can I do?
>>
>> Signed,
>> Desperate
>>
>> Dear Desperate,
>>
>> First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
>> Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "Http:I
>> Thought
>> You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to
>> install
>> the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
>> should
>> then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
>> remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
>> default
>> to
>> Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
>> program that will automatically download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>>
>> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
>> background which will eventually seize control of all your system
>> resources).
>> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an
>> unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
>>
>> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
>> memory
>> and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
>> additional
>> software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and
>> Lingerie 7.7.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Yahoo! Groups Links
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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