That's cute, Sharon.  I've seen that one before.
David
Don't let the god of this world be the God of your world.
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Sharon Hooley" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Monday, February 06, 2006 10:04 PM
Subject: Humorous Tech Support


> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slowdown in overall system performance--particularly in the
> flower
> and jewelry
> applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many
> other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
> and
> then
> installed such other undesirable programs as Football 5.0 , Cricket 3.3
> and
> Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
> simply
> crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
> but to no avail. What can I do?
>
> Signed,
> Desperate
>
> Dear Desperate,
>
> First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "Http:I
> Thought
> You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to
> install
> the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
> should
> then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
> remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default
> to
> Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
> program that will automatically download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
> background which will eventually seize control of all your system
> resources).
> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an
> unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory
> and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
> additional
> software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and
> Lingerie 7.7.
>
>
>
>
>
> Yahoo! Groups Links
>
>
>
>
>
>

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