Vinnie,
This is great! Thanks for sharing it.
Virgie and Hoshi
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Vinny Samarco" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 9:00 PM
Subject: Fw: why computers sometimes crash by Dr. Seuss


> While we are laughing, try this one.
> Vinny
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "aquarius" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 6:15 PM
> Subject: why computers sometimes crash by Dr. Seuss
>
>
>> Thought this is cute.
>>
>> You've gotta read this out LOUD!!!!!
>> Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.
>> (Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)
>> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
>> interrupted at a
>> very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
>> abort, then
>> the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
>> If  your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
>> double-clicking  icon
>> puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the 
>> index
>> doesn't
>> hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna  crash!
>> If  the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network 
>> is
>> connected
>> to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to  another
>> protocol,
>> that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......
>> And  your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your
>> icons in
>> the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out
>> with a
>> bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
>> When  the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro
>> code  instructions
>> is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the  memory and
>> you'll want
>> to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to
>> tell your
>> Mom!
>>
>>
>>
>> Dory
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