> A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
> The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find
> out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
> Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met
> at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
> mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
> was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
> used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
> months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male