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VIRGIE UNDERWOOD <[log in to unmask]>
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The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 8 Feb 2006 09:29:46 -0500
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Hi Angel,
This is so cute.
Virgie and Hoshi
----- Original Message ----- 
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Sent: Wednesday, February 08, 2006 6:57 AM
Subject: New Pet


> As Phil has a talking pet I thought you all would enjoy reading this.
> New Pet
>
>
>>
>>
>> >A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went
> to
>> > the pet store one Saturday and told the clerk that he wanted to buy an
>> > unusual
>> > pet. After considering numerous options, he finally bought a talking
>> > centipede, which came in a little white box. He took the box with his
> new
>> > pet home,
>> > found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking
>> > his
>> > new pet to church with him the next day.
>> > Sunday morning, he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to 
>> > go
>> > to
>> > church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no 
>> > answer
>> > from
>> > his new pet. This bothered him a bit, since he was assured by the pet
>> > store
>> > that the centipede would talk once he got it home and it was 
>> > comfortable
>> > with
>> > its surroundings. He waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How
> about
>> > going to church with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was no
>> > answer
>> > from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more,
>> > contemplating
>> > the situation. He decided to ask it one more time, this time putting 
>> > his
>> > face
>> > up against the centipede's box and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
>> > like
>> > to go to church with me and learn about the Lord!?"
>> > A little voice came out of the box:.....................
>> > "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes.
>> 

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