This is cute. See what you think.
For unto us a child is born. Unto us a son is given.
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Sent: Sunday, February 05, 2006 8:01 PM
Subject: Fw: [KathyZog] WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN
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> Just a little humor!THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
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> REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Tuesday, January 31, 2006
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> NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
> CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
> MAXIMUM.
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> Class 1
> How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
> Step by Step with Slide Presentation.
> Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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> Class 2
> The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Change Itself?
> Round Table Discussion.
> Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
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> Class 3
> Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique of Lifting The Seat and
> Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
> Group Practice.
> Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
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> Class 4
> Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
> Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
> Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
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> Class 5
> After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
> Examples on Video.
> Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
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> Class 6
> Loss of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
> Help Line Support and Support Groups.
> Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday at 7:00 PM
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> Class 7
> Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking in The Right Places
> And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
> Open Forum .
> Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
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> Class 8
> Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful to Your Health.
> Graphics and Audio Tapes.
> Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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> Class 9
> Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
> Real Life Testimonials.
> Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
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> Class 10
> Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
> Driving Simulations.
> 4 weeks, Saturday's at noon, 2 hours.
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> Class 11
> Learning to Live -Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
> Online Classes and role-playing .
> Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
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> Class 12
> How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
> Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
> Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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> Class 13
> How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
> Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
> Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
> Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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> Class 14
> The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used.
> Live Demonstration.
> Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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> Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to
> the survivors.
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> Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all
> the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!!
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> Take Care!
>
> Kathy A. Hertzog
> Disability Advocate
> Erie, PA
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