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oh, lol what did i start. you know everyone has to put
in a pun now.
which of course i look forward to.
--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:
> Today's "punishment."
>
> A piece of string goes into a bar, and is told by
> the bartender "in no
> uncertain terms," that the bar would NOT serve
> liquor to a piece of string.
>
> Piece of string goes out, ties itself into a not and
> unravels it's ends a
> little. Then it goes back into the bar and asks for
> a drink again.
>
> The bartender says "Hey, aren't you the same piece
> of string I told to get
> out of here a little while ago?"
>
> Pice of string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
>
> On Jan 30, 2008 8:31 AM, ken barber
> <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
> > Named Drink
> >
> > A grasshopper goes to a bar and hops up on a
> stool.
> >
> > The bartender is surprised to see a grasshopper
> and
> > says "Say, you know we have a drink named after
> you?"
> >
> > The grasshopper responds "You have a drink named
> > Roger?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
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> Kendall
>
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
>
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