In his famously lucid trademark hands-on step-by-step instructional
method, Leeke has boiled it down to this practical procedure:
1. If it doesn't move and should, squirt with WD-40.
2. If it shouldn't move and does, stick with duct tape.
(Disclaimer: Results will vary. Actually doing anything in the real
world may result in damage, danger or death. By following this or any
procedure you agree to indemnify and hold harmless everyone other than
yourself. Don't do anything your mommy told you not to.)
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