-jc

If Miss Bouncy (why do we assume they will get married?) gets a water
bed she may need an engineer. If she gets a fireplace then we know
already it will be a heat-a-lator installed by a carpenter with a
screwdriver. Houses should be extruded out of foam and set in place with
blimps. The damn things should float, blow away intact in high winds,
and move when the mud slides. The New Discoursets should design
communities composed of units of sea containers with applied traditional
details such as plastic columns and pediments. I would also suggest a
good deal of neon lighting. I continue to believe that Heineken was
brilliant when they designed their beer bottles so that you could build
walls out of them. (On the stonework of the Hessian Hut, circ 1915,
there are wine bottles embedded on the interior side of the wall. It
made for an interesting brief discussion of the crew as to the need to
maintain authenticity as in not removing the bottles simply because it
was a new technique to us and at first seemed out of context.) What ever
happened to the good old days?

Hey, bro... is your Skype up yet?

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John Callan wrote:

> Ms Bouncy will need an exercise room too. But, she won't need a
> refrigerator or much pantry space. And I suppose she'll need very
> little closet space since her clothes don't last six months.
>
> Dr. and Mrs. Bouncy may need a good architect. I'd be glad to help
> them find one.
>
> -jc

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