Subject: | |
From: | |
Reply To: | |
Date: | Tue, 12 Jul 2005 22:39:11 -0600 |
Content-Type: | text/plain |
Parts/Attachments: |
|
|
Vinny,
Thanks for sharing. Love it. Got a good smile. And I'll not make coffee
tonight. Grin. Grin.
Vicki
----- Original Message -----
From: "Vinny Samarco" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2005 9:36 PM
Subject: [ECHURCH-USA] Fw: smiles from the bible
> Hi everyone forgive the cross-post, but here is something to add to your
> bible knowledge.
>
>
> Vinny
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "doris fisher" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2005 7:18 PM
> Subject: smiles from the bible
>
>
> > >
> > >
> > >SMILES FROM THE BIBLE
> > >
> > >Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
> > >A. Ruthless.
> > >
> > >Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
> > >A. German Shepherds.
> > >
> > >Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
> > >A Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
> liquidation.
> > >
> > >Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's
> > >daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little
> > >prophet.
> > >
> > >Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
> > >A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's
> > >Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because
> the
> > >apostles were all in one Accord.
> > >
> > >Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
> > >A. Samson. He brought the house down.
> > >
> > >Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer
> lived
> > >in Eden?
> > >A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
> > >
> > >Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
> A.
> > >Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
> > >
> > >Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
> > >A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
> > >
> > >Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David.
> He
> > >rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
> > >
> > >Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
> > >A. Joshua, son of Nun.
> > >
> > >Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
> > >A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
> > >
> > >KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!! Friends are
God's
> > >way of taking care of us....
> > >
> > >PS...Did you know a woman is not to make coffee? Yup, it's in the
Bible.
> It
> > >says . "Hebrews"
> >
> > ... ...
> > dory
> > [log in to unmask]
> >
>
|
|
|