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Some chuckles for you today!!
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and
she
presented each child in her class the first half of a well-known
proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the
proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you! While reading these, keep in
mind
that these are first graders ญญญ- 6-year-olds - because the last
one is
classic!
1. Don't change horses.........................until they stop
running.
2. Strike while the.......................................bug is
close.
3. It's always darkest before......................Daylight
Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power
of............................termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water
but................................how?
6. Don't bite the hand
that.................................looks dirty.
7. No news
is................................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as
a............................................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog
new.................................math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...............stink in the
morning.
11. Love all,
trust..................................................me.
12. The pen is mightier than
the...................................pigs.
13. An idle mind is...............................the best way
to relax.
14. Where there's smoke
there's...............................pollution.
15. Happy the bride who...........................gets all the
presents.
16. A penny saved
is...........................................not much.
17. Two's company, three's................................the
Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what.............you put on to
go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry
and...........you have
to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as............................Stevie
Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not..................spanked or
grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed......................get new
batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you..........see in the
picture on
the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind.....................get out of
the way.
The WINNER and last one!
25. Better late
than............................................pregnant.
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