oh yea, ultimate revenge.

liked it.

--- Tamar Raine <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Another joke........
>
> After a stirring sermon on forgiveness, the Minister
> asked, "How
> many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
>
> 20% of the congregation held up their hands.
>
> "Come on now, look into your hearts and think about
> Jesus forgiving
> his enemies, who can forgive their enemies?"
>
> 80% of the congregation held up their hands.
>
> The Minister then repeated his question. All
> responded this time,
> except one small elderly lady.
>
> "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your
> enemies?"
> I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
> Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
> "Ninety-eight." she replied.
> "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front
> & tell us all
> how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have
> an enemy in the
> world?"
> > >
> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the
> aisle, faced the
> congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
> >
>

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