lol!
Hey, somebody on earthlink.. i need help... I set up instant messenger but
whenever I open it up, it says my password is wrong. what am i doing wrong?
Tamar Magenta Raine
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Oakland Mayor's Commission on People with disabilities
> [Original Message]
> From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Date: 1/30/2004 6:58:36 PM
> Subject: Need a push???
>
> I LIKED IT THE FIRST TIME IT CAME BY AND STILL MAKES
> ME LAUGH.......
>
> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in
> the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man
> gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
> standing in the pouring rain,is asking for a push.
>
> Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three
> o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns
> to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
>
> "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is
> pouring out!"
>
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
> "Can't you remember about three months ago when we
> broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you
> should help him, and should be ashamed of yourself!"
>
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes
> out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the
> dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
>
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
>
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